spcrash:

beetledrink:

the guitar in modest mouse’s 3rd planet was the sleeper activation code for all my mental illnesses and it deployed when i was 14

bewbin:

triple h’s words of advice 

wrongmovehoe:

gemini:

wrongmovehoe:

raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

My nan eats that 😧

Guess what your nan has

gayreinhardt:

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

ukiyoin:

I’m losing my mind over the new sasuke meme

vastderp:

Ultimate warms

punnysher:

viralthings:

Al Yankovic’s Album on Sale next to Michael Jackson’s.

Jojo Stand Names vs Crunchyroll subs

dinuguan:

*Seinfeld voice*
Running up that hill….What’s the deal with God?

rockbusted:

2man222:

suppermariobroth:

A licensed Nintendo 3DS XL/LL cover from Japan uses official art of Luigi looking to the side. However, the cover removes part of Luigi’s neck, causing him to appear much shorter.
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hexpress:

anz100:

carbonfiberpersonality:

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

slimecourse:

stanfous:

can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks